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i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker


iPhone user:  I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user:  Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user:  I just like this pho-
Android user:  The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
"it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely."